What Would Taylor Do

Actual sign seen posted on a wall:

“When In Doubt, Ask Yourself, What Would Taylor Swift Do?”

That’s a toughie.

--Hang out with a jock who sold his soul to the Pharmaceutical Drug Cartel for a few pieces of silver, so that both of you can get attention from those that enjoy watching train wrecks;

--Wear tight and/or very little clothing to promote the idea that females with minimal talent should become sex objects--especially if they are teenager girls; and/or

--Get involved in a long series of crappy relationships and write songs about them.

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I would ask a different question:

When In Doubt, Ask Yourself, What Would Kristi Noem or Tulsi Gabbard Do?

And the answer to the latter question:

Kick Ass, Clean House, Take Care Of Business!