Sudden Adult Turkey Death Syndrome

The turkey's death was natural, an accident, sudden, unexpected, but definitely not the result of any planning by any group of people to make lots of money while ensuring the turkey's death. That would be crazy talk. A “Conspiracy Theory”. Nope, nothing to see here, move along.

Likewise, millions of human deaths were natural, accidents, sudden, unexpected, but definitely not the result of any planning or profiteering. By anyone! Anyone, got it?