Page Six Surreality Show
I received September 18, 2023, an Email from Page Six, the full-on entertainment division of the New York Post, with the "Subject":
"'RHOC' star busted for DUI and hit-and-run after allegedly crashing into home"
The email gave the name of the so-called "star", Shannon Beador.
OK, they got me. What the heck is RHOC and who the heck is Shannon Beador?
So I had to go to the Page Six website to see what my shallow empty life has been missing. Yup, I took the bait.
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“TMZ reported Monday that the intoxicated 'The Real Housewives of Orange County' star hit a home with her car and immediately turned back onto the road.
Sources told the outlet that the 59-year-old reality star drove for a bit before parking her vehicle in the middle of the street and getting out with her dog, Archie.
Police were called and found Beador acting like she was walking her pooch, but authorities quickly realized she was inebriated and took her into custody.”
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What's up with allegedly attacking a house with a car? Is she trying to emulate Anne Heche? Probably not. There's no indication that Beador has done anything to oppose pedophilia or to tick off Ellen Degenerate.
I am relieved to hear that Archie is apparently ok.
Then there's this shot of the Perp Walk. The LAPD officers are in full face diaper mode, cutting off oxygen to their brains, or the part still functioning after they were shot up with the bioweapons. Good thing Beador didn't make a run for it, or the masked police would be gasping for air even more trying to chase her down.
Piss off enough people with guns, and maybe eventually sanity will be restored. Get a load of this!
Beador, the undiapered one, who makes good money to be a "reality star", is probably the smartest person in the picture.
Another curiosity, does TMZ pay people to listen to police scanners and leap into action when the name of any “celebrity”, even the obscure ones, is announced? Does the actor's agent tip off TMZ and other outlets for the PhotoOp?
The arrest ties in nicely to Beador's history, or perhaps performance, of alcohol problems, as Page Six nicely covers toward the end of the article. Good way to boost ratings. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
On September 19, 2023, a new email arrived, this one from the New York Post, but it takes the reader to sister website Page Six. The story has changed, now it was a “residential building” instead of a “home”. More like an apartment building. Perhaps the language shift will continue in the next story. Now with poor-quality “security video”, about as good as when Armstrong walked on the moon. Is this like the movies, where they blur things to keep costs down? Or blur things to hide the stunt double and special effects?
September 18, 2023:
Shannon Beador arrested for DUI, hit-and-run after allegedly crashing into house, fleeing scene
September 19, 2023:
Shannon Beador hit-and-run video shows her speeding, crashing into building before DUI arrest