Dart

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace?

Calvin: Too few role models.

Calvin: I'll be the fearless American defender of liberty and democracy... and you can be the loathsome godless communist oppressor. We're at war, so if you get hit with a dart, you're dead and the other side wins, OK?

Hobbes: Gotcha.

Calvin: GO! (they shoot each other simultaneously WAP-WAP) Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?

-Bill Watterson,

"Calvin & Hobbes"