Critics II

"I stood in front of a hundred and one critics at a critic's convention and a critic asked me, ‘Miss Cho, isn't it true that your management asked you to lose weight to play the part of yourself in your own TV show?’ Gail [the producer] grabbed the mike from me and said, ‘There is no truth in that whatsoever.’ I...was so...hungry.

So they canceled our show, and gave the time slot to Drew Carey, because he's so skinny."

-Margaret Cho,

"I'm The One That I Want" Tour