Better To Die On Your Feet Than Live On Your Knees
I like to think the horses got sick and tired of all the royal b.s., and decided to make a run for it.
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There were scenes of panic and confusion in central London on Wednesday morning after five horses belonging to a regiment closely associated with the king, the Household Cavalry, threw their riders off and bolted through the city, smashing into cars and buses, knocking down pedestrians and streaming with blood.
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The Daily Mail said four people, including a serviceman, were hospitalized as a result of their injuries in three separate incidents. It said the horses were spooked by loud noises from a nearby construction site.
[Nice cover story. What was different from today's construction noise that was significantly different from the regular noise of London? "Crickets". Blame those rebelling rather than admit the possibility that rebellion was long overdue.
Humans should be taking notes.
5 horses today, how many next time?]
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The City of London Police subsequently said they had recaptured all the horses.